My visit to Longwood Gardens in PA

The other day I visited Longwood Gardens to see thier christmas exhibit.  It was spectacular.  All of the exhibits either featured exotic plants, well manicured local plants, or both.  Also, they hung some lights on the plants ( <- huge understatment).

One of my favorite exhibits was on bonzia trees.

 

There were alot of signs hanging explaining information about the trees and historical origins.  But nobody read the signs, me included, becuase we were all thinking the same thing…

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Movies are the worst thing to happen, ever

Before we do this, watch this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dw7GE_BYjI&feature=related

That was a clip from Mean Girls.  I’ll ignore tha fact that the scene features a coke head and fellon.

Any way, the scene shows them at some fucking talent show.  They get really slutty, and its akward.  I mean, its all parents, so the dads make it akward becuase they dont know how to deal wit really hot highscool chicks (EEERRYBODY THINKN IT) (omg da blogas title! )

Then shit goes down and then EEERRYBODDY ends up singng.  HHHMMM….

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fowarding emails… like an asshole

To: All_Students
From: John Doe

Hey everybody,

Just wanted to let you know about an opportunity for an internship.  Here ya go.

Best,
-John

FWD:

To: John Doe
From: Tracey

Hey John,

It was so nice to see you this past homecoming.  I do love to get back to campus whenever I can.

This is a little embarrassing, but I need to tell you that I have herpes.  I’m sorry, its just that when i get a few beers in me I can be a little irresponsible.  I just got so caught up in the moment.  I think you should be fine since I haven’t had a flare up in a while, but I thought I should just let you know.

I hope you and your wife are still well.

Oh, btw, here is the link to that internship that would be good for your students.  You should send it to them!

http://www.FakeInternshipLink.com

All the best,
Tracy